Tuesday, 4 March 2008

What is Hillary up to?

What is Hillary Clinton up to? Why is she not at home cooking, cleaning and looking after her husband. Speaking off which, I am most disappointed in her husband, he should not be encouraging her but demanding she put a square meal in front of him everyday. It is most upsetting to think that our great ally the US might have a wo-man president.

On the bright side it may mean a good meal when I go to the white house. Hillary can cook and then wash, while me and Bill drink whiskey and discuss politics.

And what about Chelsea, she has gone from being a nerdy, ugly teenager to a little hottie. It may be time for an arranged marriage. Only as long as can cook, clean, wash and iron.

President
Balrat

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