I was recently talking to my good friend George W. I was reiterating my own strong personal stance on US involvement in Iraq. I told George that while the US was in Iraq, I will be there with them - personally. I will led the glorious Kanadan infantry company into combat against the evil al Kildar. I shall strike a fatal blow to these evil, evil men and I shall not rest while one al Kildar lives. No one dies on my watch.
I'm tired of the free world failing to recognise the dangers of world terrorism from O-psalm-a bin-laden, with only me and my good mate George W standing in the way of a total collapse of the western democracies and our free rights and living standards. No country shall fall to terrorism while I Balrat breathe God's free air and hold a rifle. I will fight every f**kin terrorist on this planet with one hand tied behind my back and, and one foot in a bandage. Sh*t I will kick the crap out of terrorists with my one good foot and my god fearing semi automatic f**kin seven point six two millimeter assault rifle. With the help of a few f**kin Kanadan soldiers and US Marines I shall lead a crusade to cleanse the world and my name shall bring fear and trembling to those who stand in the way of the righteous.
President Balrat
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