I was most honoured this weekend to spend time with our glorious allies the Austrian Navy, practicing anti terrorism man-nevures with our own brave and noble Kanadan Navy. Needless to say should the evil A-rabs and El-Qky-der attempt an act of evil terrorism in the northern wastes of icebergs, penguins and polar bears, then we will be ready for them. Bush W can rest easy knowing his northern flak is covered by the brave boys of the Kanadan Navy. There will be no attack in George W's rear - at least not from my end! I shall personally hold his rear and prevent it from being penetrated by a terrorist cell.Yet again the forces of a good god fearing capital punishment using Christian western northern secular free and secure country wins again!
President Balrat
"Keep the rear secure, vote Bush in 2008"
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"I love pussy" - President Balrat
Learnings and rantings from the wise and ingenious leader of the glorious nation of Kanada
Quick Facts - Kanada
- Location: Somewhere beween BC and the North Pole
- Capital: Kanada City
- Population: Unknown
- Exports: Oil, DVDs, Pornography, Republican Fundraising
- Imports: Beer, Spirits, Tobacco
- Year of Independence: 1993
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"I love pussy" - President Balrat
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