Naval Man-nevures

I was most honoured this weekend to spend time with our glorious allies the Austrian Navy, practicing anti terrorism man-nevures with our own brave and noble Kanadan Navy. Needless to say should the evil A-rabs and El-Qky-der attempt an act of evil terrorism in the northern wastes of icebergs, penguins and polar bears, then we will be ready for them. Bush W can rest easy knowing his northern flak is covered by the brave boys of the Kanadan Navy. There will be no attack in George W's rear - at least not from my end! I shall personally hold his rear and prevent it from being penetrated by a terrorist cell.Yet again the forces of a good god fearing capital punishment using Christian western northern secular free and secure country wins again!

President Balrat
"Keep the rear secure, vote Bush in 2008"

Cotton pickin Democrats

I strongly feel it is about time that Obama went back to Alabama to pick cotton along with the rest of the useless Democrats. God, they make me sick, pack of trendy lefty pinko communists benefit giving handouts crying liberal do gooders. Ever seen a Democrat start a war! Never, look a Hitler - he was a good republican - and he started plenty of wars! Democrats are too busy handing out foreign aid to lame arse democracies, they should be delivering small short range nuclear weapons via a B-52. Goddamn, you don't win a f**kin war with foreign aid and hand holding, you need strength and might and plenty of f**kin B-52s. I Balrat will personally deliver nuclear weapons, I will kick down the doors of f**kin terrorists and nuke their f**kin arses, don't f**k with Balrat and his weapons of f**kin doom!

President Balrat

What is Terrorism?

Glorious citizens of Kanada I have been asked to define what is a terrorism, using my glorious insight and years of in depth of international relations I have defined the following:

A-rab = Terrorist
Mos-lim = Terrorist
Homer-sexual = Terrorist

George W Bush = Good Guy
US Marines = Good Guys
Austrian Navy = Good Guys

Any further definitions can be derived via www.ournationalenemies.com\middleeast and www.whitehouse.org\arabs

President Balrat

What is Hillary up to?

What is Hillary Clinton up to? Why is she not at home cooking, cleaning and looking after her husband. Speaking off which, I am most disappointed in her husband, he should not be encouraging her but demanding she put a square meal in front of him everyday. It is most upsetting to think that our great ally the US might have a wo-man president.

On the bright side it may mean a good meal when I go to the white house. Hillary can cook and then wash, while me and Bill drink whiskey and discuss politics.

And what about Chelsea, she has gone from being a nerdy, ugly teenager to a little hottie. It may be time for an arranged marriage. Only as long as can cook, clean, wash and iron.

President
Balrat

US & The Vietnam War

I rang Condoleezza Rice the other day as I needed a good chicken recipe and being a woman she should know one. I also complemented her on being able to hold down a difficult role and cook tea for her husband very night.

I debated with her the failure of the US in the Vietnam War. After all if you cannot beat a pack of bamboo chopping, rice munching, tire wearing gooks, then who can you beat in a war? This is the reason that the A-rabs are causing so much difficulty in the middle east. They think they can win!

I strongly recommend the re-involvement of US forces in South East Asia. Honour must be regained, there cannot be peace and honour when your ally has been conquered by the godless communist hordes. The US failure to protect and preserve the fledging democratic South Vietnamese government and its honest and transparent method of government, is a rare blemish on an otherwise excellent foreign affairs record.

I shall reintroduce conscription and warm up the napalm.

President Balrat

US Invlovement in Iraq

I was recently talking to my good friend George W. I was reiterating my own strong personal stance on US involvement in Iraq. I told George that while the US was in Iraq, I will be there with them - personally. I will led the glorious Kanadan infantry company into combat against the evil al Kildar. I shall strike a fatal blow to these evil, evil men and I shall not rest while one al Kildar lives. No one dies on my watch.

I'm tired of the free world failing to recognise the dangers of world terrorism from O-psalm-a bin-laden, with only me and my good mate George W standing in the way of a total collapse of the western democracies and our free rights and living standards. No country shall fall to terrorism while I Balrat breathe God's free air and hold a rifle. I will fight every f**kin terrorist on this planet with one hand tied behind my back and, and one foot in a bandage. Sh*t I will kick the crap out of terrorists with my one good foot and my god fearing semi automatic f**kin seven point six two millimeter assault rifle. With the help of a few f**kin Kanadan soldiers and US Marines I shall lead a crusade to cleanse the world and my name shall bring fear and trembling to those who stand in the way of the righteous.

President Balrat

Welcome

Mahahahaha it is I Balrat, wise and insightful leader of the glorious nation of Kanada. I have been urged by my many friends, allies and employers to compose my thoughts and feelings to inspire others. So hereth now as the wisdom of the Balrat plows forward onto the unsuspecting world.

Balrat
President of Kanada